1. Short Funny Joke (Small story but sharp ending)
Belal and the Cow from Kishoreganj
Belal is a very simple guy, but incredibly brave.
One day, he went to Kishoreganj and bought a cow.
That cow looked so terrifying, it felt like a villain straight out of a horror movie!
Everyone said,
– “Bro, is this a cow or a cheetah?! Where did you find this?”
Belal calmly replied,
– “Silence! This isn’t just a cow, this is my entertainment!”
– “Entertainment? What do you mean?”
Belal said,
– “Every night when I enter my room, this cow looks at me with wide open eyes just like my wife…
It scares me and makes me laugh at the same time.
Two benefits in one go!” 😆
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2. Super Funny Joke
(Longer, hilarious punch)
QR Code on Wedding Card!
Rashed printed a QR code on his wedding card.
Everyone was surprised!
– “Why is there a QR code on this, bro?”
– “Not telling, just scan it.”
Everyone scanned the code.
It opened a YouTube video.
There, Rashed appeared smiling:
“Dear guests, since many of you come to weddings and leave without eating,
This time I’ve kept an online RSVP —
Please mention in advance if you’re here to eat or just for photos.
We need to cut the cost!” 😂
On the wedding day:
500 cards were distributed,
100 guests arrived,
70 ate,
30 said — “We just came to give blessings, bro!”
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3. Really Funny Joke
Relatable but truly hilarious)
Where to Keep the Mobile?
Tanim recently bought a brand new smartphone for the office.
Everyone came to check it out — some said “Wow!”, others asked the price.
A colleague asked,
– “Bro, where do you even keep this phone? It’s so big, it doesn’t fit in a pocket!”
Tanim smiled and said,
– “I keep it in my chest pocket.”
– “Chest pocket?! But bro, that’s where your heart is!”
Tanim replied:
– “Exactly! This phone’s so expensive, I have to keep it close to my heart.
My girlfriend already walked out of it,
At least the phone should stay safe!” 😂
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4. Actually Funny Joke
(Smart twist, unexpected fun)
Roommate and the Soap Incident!
Bishu and Ramzan were roommates in a mess.
Bishu noticed his soap was getting smaller every day.
He suspected that Ramzan was secretly using it.
One day, he filled the soap with super glue.
Next day, Ramzan came back from shower and said,
– “Bro, today’s bath felt different!”
Bishu asked:
– “Why, bro?”
Ramzan replied:
– “The soap got so stuck to my skin… it felt like
I wasn’t washing with the soap —
The soap was washing me!” 😳
Bishu thought to himself:
– “Now he knows where my Lux keeps going!” 😂
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5. Funny Joke
(Classic humorous story with drama)
Student vs Viva Board!
Shamim was an average student, but his confidence was sky-high.
He was called into the viva board.
Professor:
– “Shamim, tell us Newton’s three laws.”
Shamim calmly said:
– “Sir, the second one is very emotional.”
Professor:
– “Excuse me?! What do you mean?”
Shamim:
– “Sir, it says — ‘Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.’
That perfectly describes my love life…
Whenever I love someone, they dislike me just as much.”
The board burst into laughter.
– “Your biophysics may fail,
But may your sense of humor live forever!” 😄
Result: He failed the viva…
But Shamim’s story went viral!
