1️⃣ Funny Jokes
I told my neighbor I was learning karate. He laughed and said, “Show me a move!”
So I kicked his Wi-Fi router. Now nobody in the building can watch Netflix. 🥋📶
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2️⃣ Really Funny Jokes
I went to a restaurant and asked the waiter, “Do you serve fish?”
He said, “We serve everyone, sir. We don’t discriminate.” 🐟😂
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3️⃣ Actually Funny Jokes
My GPS told me, “In 200 meters, turn left.”
I turned right instead just to see what would happen.
Now it’s been silent for 2 weeks… I think I hurt her feelings. 🚗
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4️⃣ Funny Jokes to Tell
My friend said, “You have something on your chin.”
So I wiped my chin. He said, “No, the third one.”
I haven’t eaten with him since. 😤🍔
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5️⃣ Seriously Funny Jokes
I told my boss I needed a raise because I have three companies after me.
He said, “Really? Which ones?”
I said, “Gas, Electricity, and Water.” 💡🔥🚿
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6️⃣ Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
We decided to play hide-and-seek at my friend’s house.
It’s been 3 hours and I still haven’t found him… but I did find his fridge. I’m not leaving. 🍕🥤
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7️⃣ Very Funny Jokes
I went jogging for the first time in months.
After 2 minutes, I stopped because I ran out of breath…
Then I realized it was because I forgot to take my mask off. 😷🏃♂️
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8️⃣ Short Funny Jokes
I’m great at multitasking…
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😎
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9️⃣ Super Funny Jokes
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes…
So she gave me a hug. 😳❤️
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🔟 Funny Jokes in English
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what they’re laced with, but I’ve been tripping all day. 👟🤣
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1️⃣1️⃣ Funny Jokes for Teens
Teacher: “Why are you late?”
Student: “My mom’s alarm didn’t go off.”
Teacher: “And why didn’t you set your own alarm?”
Student: “Because that’s my mom’s homework.” 📚😂
